June 3, 2011

Anyone who wishes to buy a copy of the  book I’m having published…. let Me know.  It will also be available for download on Amazon.


Looking for RT subs for next weekend…

June 3, 2011

Oh the fun we’ll have.  I feel like using My leather body bag as well.   Lemme know.

Any comments on any of My entries is appreciated.

I wrote a column for the paper thismorning so I’ll copy and paste it for you below.  It will be in the paper in a week or so……

Sex and the Country
Oops, what I really wanted to write about for a very long time is actually the glitsy show and movies of the same name ~ Sex and the City.
First off I would like it to be known that I love watching that show and believe I have watched every single episode.  I was a late starter though because I didn’t find out what all the fuss was all about until the series was almost finished.  The thing I truly HATE about the show however is that Carrie Bradshaw drives me friggin nuts with her stupidy about stupid “Big” aka John.  Let’s face it – “Big” is an ass.  For season after season he strings her along and she just takes it.  She follows him around like a pathetic lost puppy dog.  What exactly does this show say to young and older women alike?  Is it that if you throw your self worth out the window  year after year then you may finally “catch” a monetarily successful albeit emotionally unavailable and emotionally retarded man – with man boobs nonetheless?
Who the heck writes this crap?  It is supposed to be a woman but how on earth could she make the main chacter such a spineless tart?  C’mon, it just has to be a guy.  Perhaps the same guy who always seems to pair hot thin 20’s women and old out of shape 50’s or 60’s men in movies and not even as part of the storyline.  In “Couple’s Retreat”  Jason Bateman’s old boring wifey is actually 12 years younger than he and 100 times more attractive.
Time and time again in Sex and the City “Big” treats Carrie like absolute crap and just gets away with it.  Like the time after dating Carrie for 2 years he tells her at the last minute and nonchalantly that he’s MOVING to Paris like it has nothing to do with her in the slightest.  Like the time when he doesn’t want to be Carrie’s “plus one” while attending her friend’s wedding and then takes a cell phone call instead of listening to Carrie’s anxiety inducing poem she’s written especially for the occasion.  Like every single time he’s like a cat playing with its pet mouse Carrie without a care in the world for the outcome of his actions.  And ESPECIALLY for when he completely ruined their wedding by being a jackass of maximum proportions and telling her he “can’t do this” moments before the wedding.  Who cares that this is his third wedding – ughh let’s not even get started on boring mushy rice 25 year old model Natasha.  Is Big too stupid to know that weddings are for the woman and not the man?  And who can really stand the condescending way he calls Carrie “kiddo”.  Besides for dating HIM she seems to have more maturity and compassion in her achilles heel then he does in his whole body ~ albeit she does have a total lack of common sense.  And talking about common sense – it drives me crazy that Carrie didn’t invest in real estate or some kind of portfolio instead of mountains of jimmy cho and manolo blahnik shoes.  It just super solidifies her propensity for being a ditz.
Why oh why on earth didn’t Carrie just marry Aiden?  Aiden would have been way nicer to her and indulged her in her every hearts desire.  Not to mention he is considerably hotter, actually has morals and principles, is an adorable doll, doesn’t think the universe revolves around himself AND actually genuinely cares for Carrie’s well being.  I can take a guess why Carrie didn’t choose Aiden.  Could it be because the world is populated with stupid women who looove a challenge?  These women often seem to end up wondering if their man is stepping out on them (if they do in fact “catch” said man).  Give me a decent guy any day who doesn’t play games and recognizes a good thing when he sees it. 
Fast forward to 10 years after two of “Sex and the City’s” imaginary weddings.  In the first Carrie is an older woman often home alone because Big is always out smoking cigars with his cronies at poker games and ignoring Carrie altogether.  Him and his buddies sit around pretending to be the  king of the world.   Flash forward to Carrie and Aiden 10 years after marrying.  Perhaps sitting outside on a wooden swing together (that he’s built) at dusk after finishing the great dinner he’s lovingly prepared.  Aiden puts his arm around Carrie and tells her how glad he is to have her and how much he loves her.  They kiss.  She is over the moon.   Boy is she glad now that she’s not sitting in a cold stale bed later this evening with “Big” and his champagne gut and his stupid perpetual inquisitive look of “Why are you mad at me?  Did I do something wrong (again) ?)  The answer to that last question is “Yes Big.  You did do something wrong.”  In fact you did one million things wrong and are too self absorbed to even notice. 
C’mon girls.  Anyone can do better than “big”.

Hangover II and My forced INTOX Fun.

June 2, 2011

Just saw that movie last night and I think I liked it more than the first ~ I haven’t seen the first in a while though.  Really enjoyable, disgusting and actually edgy this time.  One night on BanCOCK makes a HARD man humble..

I also spoke with a new sub later last night for a few hours and got him insanely shit faced.  Want forced intox?  Want Seriously FORCED intox?  Then CALL ME.  I would rather get you fucked up than have a convo that lasts forever.  I’m a bit of a sadist that way and more than a tinch evil.  If that guy from last night doesn’t have one massive headache today then I’ll eat My own shit.  I hope he calls tonight so I can hear his tales of woe from the day…  hahahahahaha

I went to Sabrina’s new place today for a few hours and saw her ex-playboy roommate in a pic with Mark Walberg.  Her good friend was dating his brother.  She knows tons of celebrities.  Very interesting indeedy.

I’ll be around tonight for you boys.  However I may go for 3 drinks earlier in the evening…

I’m in the mood for some sick ass shit tonight !!!



June 1, 2011

Hotter than Hell and My new fave sub !!

June 1, 2011

Ohhhh it’s been hot out… feels like 40 !  Today I’m going to do some projects around the house and perhaps go out and do some banking.  Some of you subs make My banking quite fun these days.  🙂  Actually… most of My great subs I don’t even find on niteflirt so they probably never ever read these entries…

Currently I have one lovely sub who really stands out.  Of course we’ll end up meeting in the future which is the part I’m really looking forward to.  I found him on a BDSM dating site about 3 maybe 4 months ago.  He’s around 25  and seems quite together and responsible.  I think he has a live in girlfriend but to tell you the truth I just block that stuff out.  He chat via yahoo or on the phone about 2-3 times a week, sometimes more.  I like that he seems like a genuinely quality person, truly submissive and NICE!  Before Me he had little to no experience but he is coming along fabbbulously.  We have done some MAJOR ass training, sissification (a bit), watersports 🙂 🙂 :).. hahaha , HUMILIATION!, financial control,degradation and a host of other fun things!

I love that he is truly a real sub.  He lives and breathes this shit when he’s with Me.  As with most of My more noteworthy subs he is in a position of power at work however I forget what he does… after all – it truly is about yours truly.

For Me to really enjoy a sub I have to like them as a person.  I have very high standards and I like to only surround Myself with quality individuals.  I look forward to meeting him.  I was going to perhaps meet him next week but I don’t feel like driving 8 hours so I shall fly out ideally in a few months and have a vacation in his city.  And God knows I love vacations.

He has earned the honor of skyping with Me so we shall start that soon.  I  look forward to it…

My exhusband (ex cuckold) needs to stop by today to pick something up and I know I’ll feel like kicking him in the balls… We’ll see.

I would enjoy for those of you who read this and who are worthy to come over and serve Me in person next weekend.  I do LOTS of RT sessions, lifestyle etc.  Work towards it and you’ll probably get it!  I live for in person meetings !!

Have a tremendous day and go for a nice long walk …


Oh ~~~~ and HAPPY June !!

What’s New With Me…

May 31, 2011

I have been super sick for over a week which sucks balls.  I would realllly like to find a few new subs to make things better.  Thank goodness I have a few nice loyal subs to often keep a smile on My face.

My birthday is on the fourth of July so I figured out what I shall do.  I am allowing a sub to take Me on a 4 day trip… part of it a motorcycle trip.  I am looking forward to all the fireworks, festivities, fucking and FUN !!!  It’s GREAT being Me !

Today I’m going out for lunch and to buy some paint to re-do the kitchen.  I really get off on picking out paint colors!  I have a free coupon for lunch and I’m taking a friend.

Last night I went to Sabrina’s NEW place.  She’s renting it with a girl who used to be a PLAYBOY MODEL.  I saw the girls pics and found out about how much she was paid etc.  Apparently she was paid more for the promotion afterwards than for the pics — ie: signing pics etc.  I also found out that at the time she was in playboy that a centrefold was paid 25 grand, got a stay in the Playboy Mansion for a month and a car for that month.  I would personally prefer 50 grand overall and a one night visit in the mansion but that wasn’t an option.  If I had modelled for Playboy I think I would have invested in real estate.  I LOVE real estate ventures.  By the way – I have done some modelling in the past and stripped for 10 days once.  I used to chum around a bit with MISS NUDE WORLD at the time and go to her exciting stripping extraveganzas complete with kick ass costumes!

Sabrina loooves her new place with her new roommate.  Sabrina is 19 and her roommate is 29 but looks about 23.  I saw her Playboy spread – fucking gorgeous.  If Sabrina wants to do the same then the roommate says she has the connections to pull major strings.  And Sabrina definitely has the major hot looks to pull it off.  Sabrina said she will send body shots of her to guys who pay up.  Mayyybe even show her face.  Probably some with Me as well.  🙂

I know I know — I still have to write about My trip but it is just so much stuff I don’t want to rush it.  I WILL get to it though.

You know when you just feel like you really have your shit together?  I pretty much feel like that all the time.

It is going to be soooo hot today.  Perhaps in the future I should have a sub get Me a convertible….  ’67 Impala  anyone.  Ice blue with a white interior ??

I received a lot of gift certificates last month and bought some cool ass shit — 2 pairs leather boots, smoothie make, workout gear including shoes etc etc.  Thanks Men !!!    I looove amazon cards !

I dyed My hair red 2 weeks ago and it looks very interesting and striking.  It has other colors in it as well.

I think My cat got hit by a car recently but I still have My huge uber shedding dog.  I adore My basset hound but he is a REAL pain in the asshole.  He thinks I’m his bitch and bosses Me around ALLLL the time !!

I hope I find a new real time sub soon who loves serious cock and ball torture.  I am really in the mood.

My friend’s here now…  Gotta’ go.

Bye for now friends.


All Different Kinds of Subs…

May 16, 2011

Subs who aren’t subs, Subs who are,

The former won’t ever get very far,

Fat ones, bald ones, skinny and grim,

Hot ones, cold ones,  even “Him”,

Slim and beautiful underwear models,

The next big fat fuck who walks and waddles,

“Yes Mistress, Yes Ma’am, whatever you like”,

The next one as useless as a toad on a bike.

Brainiacs, geniuses, cock galore,

Nerdy ones, nice ones.. I want more, more, MORE!

Patient and happy, Annoying as fuck.

bob, mike, jim. john.  A redhead named chuck.

Successful, downtrodden, unhappy and lost

Found little man puppies, what do they cost?

New and exciting, old and gay,

I want to fuck ALL their asses on this beautiful May Day,

Hosting and hunting, caught in My trap,

A blood thirty vampire.  A rat.  A cat.

I do love them all and hate every last one.

I eat them.  I fuck them.  I give them the runs.

I want them.  I need them.  I throw them away.

I want them for breakfast every God damned day.

Squeeze My fucking juice and get the bacon a crackling,

I want those damn nipples, a burning, fat fattening.

Hunger and pain.  Thirst and devour. 

Starving and yearning for every golden shower.

Never oh never is too many enough,

More more more more of the right fucking stuff.

Obedience and brains.  More than a rocket scientist or two.

Eating, chewing and spitting out – it is what I do.

It’s not that hard to get it right.

Just dream of Me, breath Me,and live for Me

Each and every day and night.

The payoff for you is a wonderous grand thing.

A fullfillment, contentment.  Better than any possible ring.

A reward everlasting of a higher calling than you,

A serving, relentless, overempowering emotional glue.

If feels so soft and so warm and safe.

Let My strong wings embace you in the most protective place.

Welcome home.  No need to worry about anything anymore.

I’ll do the worrying for you and I’ll take care of you.

All you have to do is shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride.

My ride.


I Had…

May 4, 2011

… one horrible horrible day last week.  It’s actually a long story.  It’s so very rare that I have a bad day.  Aren’t bad days for toher people?  Isn’t that for the naive and those lacking in good karma ~ amongst other ailments.  If I told you what happened to a friend of mine ~ right in front of Me ~ you would be very surprised.  I was the one to take them to the emergency room and they got in RIGHT away ~ no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

This week is faring much better but that disaster is still on My mind.

Sabrina shall be here a lot for the next week ~~~ at My house that is ~~~ not on another phone line.  You see – EVERYTHING about ME is AUTHENTIC…

Gotta go, someone’s here…

Oooooohhh… will wonder never cease..

April 29, 2011

I actually think that I may have met a REAL LIVE submisssive on the PHONE lately.  Now THAT ideally will be a FUN meeting.  Sooo many things to think and do !!!  You know who you are! 

Sorry I have not been around lately for you bitches howver I have been increasingly busy doing fun things.  When I have more time later tonight or this weekend I shall tell you about MY amazzzing trip!

I had a jackass yahoo Me today and waste 10 whole minutes of My time.  Apparently he’s mafioso.  lol.  And that’s why he’s dirt poor.  I’ve HAD mafia subs and he is NOT one of them.

I’m going on a fun little outing tonight and wearing a beautiful new outfit.  Very drool worthy.  SHould be fun.

Sabrina and I have been hanging out a lot latel and she’ll be around A LOT next week !! I like her a considerable amount.  We do have SUCH fun together.

Had an amazzzing time …

March 29, 2011

I had the BEST time at one of the World’s best spas.  I stayed overnight and enjoyed the most amazing cuisine.  I stayed alone and caught up on some DVD’s. 

From Apr3-14 I will be gone on vacation on a cruise and a bunch of places.  I friggin LOVE the Goddess lifestyle !!

I’m still always looking for RT subs !  Message or call ME !  A great sub is hard to find!