Archive for June, 2011

Spa

June 26, 2011

Tomorrow I’ll be doing another overnight spa day…. oh the fun.  I bring DVDs ~ TV Series to catch up on — ie True Blood, Nip/Tuck and  Mad men.  I eat delicious gourmet foods, lounge, eucaliptus steam rooms, hot and cold pools, saunas, perhaps a massage etc., and go for long walks wearing a white robe.  I go alone and have the time of My life.  It’s funny though ~ everyone else seems to be at least 30 years older than Me…. I’ve started enjoying the Goddess lifestyle young.  Thanks partly to My subs and party to My large brain…

Today I have some errands to run.  Currently under consideration by Me is a real time 20yo sub who lives in 10 minutes away with his parents… hahahha… yummy !!!!  Hope he’s good at yard work and also mowing pussy.

Don’t look for sabrina with Me anytime soon – she’s being a douchebag and I’m avoiding her for awhile.  I have somewhat replaced her with a new friend for now !

My Birthday’s coming sooon ~ July 4th.  Presents are always greatly welcome and appreciated…  obviously !

Hope you had a fun weekend.  Mine is still going strong.

Bye for now My little pretties !! @#%^&

 

The Cat Came Back the Very Next Month…

June 14, 2011

My cat who went missing for 3 weeks came back last night.  Lu Lu was wayyy thinner but didn’t have a scratch on her body.  I have 3 theories as to where she went:

1)  Kidnapped by a weird neighbour becasue when she came back she didn’t smell like the outdoors but like handcream and sugar…

2)  I moved a year ago so she went to our previous home to visit her old friends and perhaps sex partner.  Said house is about 25 miles away…

3)   She went for a little adventure, wandered away from home, lost her bearings and became royally lost…

That’s all for now.

Bye the way ~ if more people left the odd comment lately then I would be more enthused to write.

Just sayin’ !! 

P.S.  It was so exciting when she actually came back.  What a magical day.  One of  My top 30 fave  days of all time !!  MIRACULOUS !!!  !@#%^&   And how was YOUR day?

P.S.

June 3, 2011

Anyone who wishes to buy a copy of the  book I’m having published…. let Me know.  It will also be available for download on Amazon.

Looking for RT subs for next weekend…

June 3, 2011

Oh the fun we’ll have.  I feel like using My leather body bag as well.   Lemme know.

Any comments on any of My entries is appreciated.

I wrote a column for the paper thismorning so I’ll copy and paste it for you below.  It will be in the paper in a week or so……

Sex and the Country
 
Oops, what I really wanted to write about for a very long time is actually the glitsy show and movies of the same name ~ Sex and the City.
 
First off I would like it to be known that I love watching that show and believe I have watched every single episode.  I was a late starter though because I didn’t find out what all the fuss was all about until the series was almost finished.  The thing I truly HATE about the show however is that Carrie Bradshaw drives me friggin nuts with her stupidy about stupid “Big” aka John.  Let’s face it – “Big” is an ass.  For season after season he strings her along and she just takes it.  She follows him around like a pathetic lost puppy dog.  What exactly does this show say to young and older women alike?  Is it that if you throw your self worth out the window  year after year then you may finally “catch” a monetarily successful albeit emotionally unavailable and emotionally retarded man – with man boobs nonetheless?
Who the heck writes this crap?  It is supposed to be a woman but how on earth could she make the main chacter such a spineless tart?  C’mon, it just has to be a guy.  Perhaps the same guy who always seems to pair hot thin 20’s women and old out of shape 50’s or 60’s men in movies and not even as part of the storyline.  In “Couple’s Retreat”  Jason Bateman’s old boring wifey is actually 12 years younger than he and 100 times more attractive.
Time and time again in Sex and the City “Big” treats Carrie like absolute crap and just gets away with it.  Like the time after dating Carrie for 2 years he tells her at the last minute and nonchalantly that he’s MOVING to Paris like it has nothing to do with her in the slightest.  Like the time when he doesn’t want to be Carrie’s “plus one” while attending her friend’s wedding and then takes a cell phone call instead of listening to Carrie’s anxiety inducing poem she’s written especially for the occasion.  Like every single time he’s like a cat playing with its pet mouse Carrie without a care in the world for the outcome of his actions.  And ESPECIALLY for when he completely ruined their wedding by being a jackass of maximum proportions and telling her he “can’t do this” moments before the wedding.  Who cares that this is his third wedding – ughh let’s not even get started on boring mushy rice 25 year old model Natasha.  Is Big too stupid to know that weddings are for the woman and not the man?  And who can really stand the condescending way he calls Carrie “kiddo”.  Besides for dating HIM she seems to have more maturity and compassion in her achilles heel then he does in his whole body ~ albeit she does have a total lack of common sense.  And talking about common sense – it drives me crazy that Carrie didn’t invest in real estate or some kind of portfolio instead of mountains of jimmy cho and manolo blahnik shoes.  It just super solidifies her propensity for being a ditz.
Why oh why on earth didn’t Carrie just marry Aiden?  Aiden would have been way nicer to her and indulged her in her every hearts desire.  Not to mention he is considerably hotter, actually has morals and principles, is an adorable doll, doesn’t think the universe revolves around himself AND actually genuinely cares for Carrie’s well being.  I can take a guess why Carrie didn’t choose Aiden.  Could it be because the world is populated with stupid women who looove a challenge?  These women often seem to end up wondering if their man is stepping out on them (if they do in fact “catch” said man).  Give me a decent guy any day who doesn’t play games and recognizes a good thing when he sees it. 
Fast forward to 10 years after two of “Sex and the City’s” imaginary weddings.  In the first Carrie is an older woman often home alone because Big is always out smoking cigars with his cronies at poker games and ignoring Carrie altogether.  Him and his buddies sit around pretending to be the  king of the world.   Flash forward to Carrie and Aiden 10 years after marrying.  Perhaps sitting outside on a wooden swing together (that he’s built) at dusk after finishing the great dinner he’s lovingly prepared.  Aiden puts his arm around Carrie and tells her how glad he is to have her and how much he loves her.  They kiss.  She is over the moon.   Boy is she glad now that she’s not sitting in a cold stale bed later this evening with “Big” and his champagne gut and his stupid perpetual inquisitive look of “Why are you mad at me?  Did I do something wrong (again) ?)  The answer to that last question is “Yes Big.  You did do something wrong.”  In fact you did one million things wrong and are too self absorbed to even notice. 
 
C’mon girls.  Anyone can do better than “big”.

Hangover II and My forced INTOX Fun.

June 2, 2011

Just saw that movie last night and I think I liked it more than the first ~ I haven’t seen the first in a while though.  Really enjoyable, disgusting and actually edgy this time.  One night on BanCOCK makes a HARD man humble..

I also spoke with a new sub later last night for a few hours and got him insanely shit faced.  Want forced intox?  Want Seriously FORCED intox?  Then CALL ME.  I would rather get you fucked up than have a convo that lasts forever.  I’m a bit of a sadist that way and more than a tinch evil.  If that guy from last night doesn’t have one massive headache today then I’ll eat My own shit.  I hope he calls tonight so I can hear his tales of woe from the day…  hahahahahaha

I went to Sabrina’s new place today for a few hours and saw her ex-playboy roommate in a pic with Mark Walberg.  Her good friend was dating his brother.  She knows tons of celebrities.  Very interesting indeedy.

I’ll be around tonight for you boys.  However I may go for 3 drinks earlier in the evening…

I’m in the mood for some sick ass shit tonight !!!

 

!@#

June 1, 2011
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Hotter than Hell and My new fave sub !!

June 1, 2011

Ohhhh it’s been hot out… feels like 40 !  Today I’m going to do some projects around the house and perhaps go out and do some banking.  Some of you subs make My banking quite fun these days.  🙂  Actually… most of My great subs I don’t even find on niteflirt so they probably never ever read these entries…

Currently I have one lovely sub who really stands out.  Of course we’ll end up meeting in the future which is the part I’m really looking forward to.  I found him on a BDSM dating site about 3 maybe 4 months ago.  He’s around 25  and seems quite together and responsible.  I think he has a live in girlfriend but to tell you the truth I just block that stuff out.  He chat via yahoo or on the phone about 2-3 times a week, sometimes more.  I like that he seems like a genuinely quality person, truly submissive and NICE!  Before Me he had little to no experience but he is coming along fabbbulously.  We have done some MAJOR ass training, sissification (a bit), watersports 🙂 🙂 :).. hahaha , HUMILIATION!, financial control,degradation and a host of other fun things!

I love that he is truly a real sub.  He lives and breathes this shit when he’s with Me.  As with most of My more noteworthy subs he is in a position of power at work however I forget what he does… after all – it truly is about yours truly.

For Me to really enjoy a sub I have to like them as a person.  I have very high standards and I like to only surround Myself with quality individuals.  I look forward to meeting him.  I was going to perhaps meet him next week but I don’t feel like driving 8 hours so I shall fly out ideally in a few months and have a vacation in his city.  And God knows I love vacations.

He has earned the honor of skyping with Me so we shall start that soon.  I  look forward to it…

My exhusband (ex cuckold) needs to stop by today to pick something up and I know I’ll feel like kicking him in the balls… We’ll see.

I would enjoy for those of you who read this and who are worthy to come over and serve Me in person next weekend.  I do LOTS of RT sessions, lifestyle etc.  Work towards it and you’ll probably get it!  I live for in person meetings !!

Have a tremendous day and go for a nice long walk …

!X

Oh ~~~~ and HAPPY June !!