Archive for September, 2010

I WANT A NEW SLUT DAMMIT !!!

September 30, 2010

Subs think it’s hard to find a Domme ?  Well — it’s actually SUPER hard to find a QUALITY sub !!!!  So much yuckiness out there.  I feel like donning a diaper and glueing myself to the floor, clenching My fists and flailing my arms around like a baby whilst screaming to no one  “I want MOOOORE good subs, MORE >>> MORE>>>>  M O R E ! ! @!#”   

   Beacause THAT’S what I feel like !!!!

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I’m such a fucking nympho it’s STUPID>>> (This one’s worth repeating.)

September 30, 2010

OK  so perhaps that is my one vice, my one addiction – SEX.  I think it is the lesser of evils of the things I could be addicted to.

I have streamlined My fuckers these days but not too long ago I prowled the seedy bars in leather and vamped up red lipstick and trolled for new young blood.  The younger the better oft times.  Slinking through holes with an unquenchable filth permeating from my every cell, every hungry hole.  Yearning to be filled, stretched, fucked, used, whored, bitten, chewed, sucked, pounded, spent.   Liquifying, drooling, bleeding, hungry and left for fucking dead.  In a pile, pool, river, lake of piss and semen.  Raw stench and vile delicious putrified sex, sweat and cummm.  SO much fucking cum.  The ragged hangover, the delirious smile, the small snachets of memory.  The voice.  The yummy humiliation.  The dank smell of fear and yearning.  The psychotic looks of wonder.  Deep red nail tracks in young tender flesh…  The wonder and awe.  The confusion and fear.  The denial and grace. The neverending hunger.  And torture.   And filth.  A job that’s never done.  I’m never full.  Why cunt I just stop being sooo fucking HUNNNNNNNGRY ??? !#~!@#^%&

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ALWAYS SPELL “A LOT” WRONG…

September 30, 2010

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As a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, I have found it necessary to develop a few coping mechanisms.  When someone types out “u” instead of “you,” instead of getting mad, I imagine them having only one finger on each hand and then their actions seem reasonable.  If I only had one finger on each hand, I’d leave out unnecessary letters too!

If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like “im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard,” I like to imagine that they actually are an eagle typing with their talons.  It would be a hassle if you had to hop in the air and use your feet to karate-chop two keys simultaneously every time you wanted to use the shift key to make a capital letter.   Also, eagles lack manual dexterity, so I can understand why they’d want to leave out apostrophes.  Eagles are all about efficiency.  
But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering.  It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine:
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.  
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine: 
Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.  
If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  
The Alot is incredibly versatile. 
So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is “alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps,” instead of getting angry, you can be like “You’re right!  Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities.”
  

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September 29, 2010

~ One must have chaos within oneself to give birth

to a dancing star ~     Friedrich Nietzsche

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Stay chaotic

Fun Days Are Here Again….

September 29, 2010

I had the BEST day.  I hope you did too….

It started out a bit shaky but ended with FLYING colors.

I had a very productive morning tying up loose ends with the rental property.  I also did some light shopping.  Sabrina (the young Domme in training) stayed over for 2 nights.  Only one of you was lucky enough to catch her.  She’s sooo bitchy sometimes and usually chooses to not speak with any of you fools …. tehehehe  She drives me nutso sometimes but I still like her.  I drove her to one of her new jobs.  She applied to 5 jobs and got offers from all.  Like myself she is VERY charismatic.  She is also VERY hot.  Very bitchy and smart as well.  Her hot friends are very jealous of her.  She and I like to get together and brag about how cool we are.  We are HORRIBLE but oh well – it’s fun.  We were going to do a magic spell but ran out of time.  They work you know and are EXTREMELY fun.  I love when things come true.  Weird but true.  🙂  I could tell you some reallllly interesting shit.

I love the books “Third Eye” and “A Separate Reality”.  The latter probably being My favorite…  

My friend who I used to babysit came over and brought fucking GORGEOUS flowers and chocolates – a housewarming gift of sorts.  I liked babysitting her when I was 17.  She never ever told on Me.  She’s having a big fat greek wedding soon.  I’m going.  When she was here My sub served us lotsa’  snacks he made.  He’s a good boy.  I especially liked that I didn’t have to suggest it.  He just DID it.  Get it ???

She loooved My house.  Houses look especially fabulous at night.  My house is pretty amazing.  I’m having one or two subs over to My new home THIS weekend…. $#@!%^  YAYAYAYAYAYAY

My bedroom is messy right now.

I’m going to go and do some chillaxification and watch a moooovie.

XOXOXOXOX

Have a good night/day….

I can smell My pussy right now and it smells ripe for the fucking.  I have sex pretty much EVERY SINGLE day.  I LOVE it.

PS  I also made the most delicious brocolli/ cauliflower cream soup from scratch with 5! different cheeses.  AMAZING !!!

I’m baaaaaack….

September 27, 2010

My little vacation was FUN.  Yep ~ no waiting around by the computer/phone 24/7 …. Oooohhh yucky !!!!

There was a men’s baseball team staying at the hotel.  I was hot tubbing with one fellow in particular.  He had a weird name, was caucasean and owned a computer company.  He was pretty nice to look at and his ears and other parts certainly perked up even more when he discoivered that I was a Dominatrix.  That’s one of the perks of being on VACATION – I can tell anyone anything I like…

I shall write more later.  I have wayyyy too much to do.  I have a fun up coming weekend meeting one or two new subs.  Yummy. 

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

I’m Going Away This Weekend…

September 21, 2010

Ahhhhh….  THE LIFE OF A REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GODDESS !!!

A fun little trip for Fri-Sunday.  Hmmm… how much no good shall I get up to?   Well…. the sky’s the limit.

Last Saturday I went out for awhile and had alll the guys in the bar in a friggin’ tizzy.  It’s ALWAYS been a known fact that I can get any guy I want.  I ooooze sex appeal.  Conceited but 100% accurate.  I wore tight jeans, classy high heeled pumps, black sweater and short gorgeous leather jacket.  With My beautiful blonde mane etc etc I looked like a knockout.  Yayyyyy….   I met a few guys who would looove to serve Me, a black guy who wanted desperately to nail Me…, an ex who was DYING to date me again but knew he had not a chance in hell…  and lotsa’ others including some smokin’ hot youngins.  Oh yeah… and an older mafia type guy who wanted to buy Me anything in the universe that I wanted.  And when I left alone — I had to circle the building to lose any stragglers…

I ended up going somewhere else after that and having mind blowing orgasm after mind blowing orgasm.

Life is good.  Very very very very good.  I hope yours is too.  Unless you’re an asshole then who really gives a shit.  AFTER ALL – we do tend to eventually reap what we sew.  And I am fucking LOVING the crop that’s a cummin’ up ! ! @ #~$!%^

I’m looking to meet new subs in 1.5 weeks….. KNOW ANY GOOD ONES ??????

I just had a lovely talk with a fine lad at one of My financial institutions.  I actually ended up meeting another fellow who I met in this same way on the phone.  I saw him on TV too before we met – he was discussing finances of the world on a news program.  He looked better on TV than in real life BUT I FUCKED him anyways when we finally went out once.  I oft get bored after that one time.  He had a big dick and was pretty good in bed.  We went to a greek restaurant beforehand.

Oh… at the bar the other night – guess what?  Something happened that always happens when there is a girl bartender —- I got cut off after 4 drinks !  I’m not even suprised anymore.  Jealous bitches.  Shocking.  Not !

My hitachi magic wand is fucking STUPENDOUS.  I can’t believe I settled for battery powered vibrators for years.  What a waste of time.  This new plug in thing is retardedly amazzzzing as shit.  AND THE POWERRRRR…  Ooohhhh… Ahhhh  OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S LITERALLY INSANE  !! !  @!# $%

I got a new bedspread set which is black silkish with interesting designs.  I also bought a metal picture with a 50’s type lady’s face on it smiling and it says “Amazingly enough – I don’t give a Shit”.

My book will probably be published within 4 months.  God I’m lazzzy sometimes.  Some things you just HAVE to do yourself though.

I’m going out later for awhile.  Probably somewhere interesting and fun..  $#!%^@

XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Really classy french loser…

September 20, 2010

So he calls up and gets sympathy from me for being busy with funerals.  And I actually SYMPATHIZE !   Then this fellow who has an abundance of situational ethics calls up some fake bimbo and gives her gobs of his cash.

There’s no accounting for taste – or lack thereof.  This dish doing loser has always been that.  A fellow with NO taste in “Dommes”, probably in life altogether.  He probably needs to buy his friends.  So many stupid guys on here just fall head over heels for the fake stuff.  Can you say “stupid”.  So many stupid stupid men on here.  The games they play…. French frog looooves trying to top from the bottom, playing games and then professing loyalty.  He doesn’t know what LOYALTY is.  Wow ~ ever suggest actually meeting the coward and he curls up in the fetal postion.

I would prefer you don’t read My FREE blog anymore.  Thanks for the measly $66 tip and months of retardation out of you.  Have fun in your scaredy cat make believe world.  No balls to ever actually DO anything.  Shocking.

It’s hard being an actual NICE person on here with all these low quality “not even real” submissives.  It is easy being a REAL MISTRESS/DOMINATRIX however.   Oh and would the dickwad in question reallly want to know what I think of him?  I think you’re a fake, snivelling, loser with no taste and no class WHATSOEVER to speak of ~ even though you’re ALWAYS trying to PRETEND you’re SUCH a classy guy.  Money can’t buy class.  Didn’t your mommy tell you that?  She would be sooo proud of how well you turned out.  Not.

No good deed goes unpunished.  Especially with the main loser on niteflirt.

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P.S.   Your wife is ONE lucky lady.  Assholes like you always seem to be married.

Fucked & Sucked

September 18, 2010

I may go out tonight and get fucked and sucked and then come home and have My cuck lick the semen from My cunt.

So ~~~ if I’m not around it’s becasue I’m doing something wayyyyy more fun than speaking to the likes of you.

I lost about 7 pounds with the flu.  I’m starting the six pack ab thing sooon.  Should take about 3 months.   I LOOK really hot lately.  I’ve done lotsa’  gift card shopping lately.  I’m going to go Christmas shopping tonight also – probably.  I have to be done by Hallowe’en.

Hmmmm… what to wear tonight?  Ummm clothes I guess. 

Bye slut….   if you see a HOT SEXY bitch out tonight who looks evil and HOT – buy her a drink.  She might just be Me !!!

I WANT TO USE SLUTS TODAY @#!$%^&

September 17, 2010

 

I feel fucking INCREDIBLE and I haven’t been able to playyyyyy for a while as I was soooo sick and busy.

I want to fuck some men up today and TONIGHT !@#$%

I want to use and abuse…

I want to blackmail, rape and pillage…

I want to squeeze, pop, play, whore out, fuck with, fuck out, deprive, sponge, drill, pry, ply, open and abuse.  Squash, mangle, aggitate, weane, drive, drill and purrrrge.

I wanna’  new slut.

I’m doing RT sessions  ideally A LOT this winter.  That is a fact My friend.  The end goal being adding some more regular slutbags to My repetoire….

FUCK I’m bored and HORNY….

However — I did OBVIOUSLY fuck each and every day I was away from you fuckos.

If anyone reads this you should just send Me a huge gift certificate to My niteflirt account TODAY becasue I actually GIVE you something good to read on ocassion.  I want some SURPRISE gift cards sent to Me TODAY ~~~ ones that I don’t specifically ask for.  BE A gentleman.

NOW GET SENDING.  Karma baby.  Karma.

@#$%@^&*%$#@

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ! ! ! !@ #!~ #!@ $@#